Get that bastard out of FBI

He doesn’t know shit about what he’s doing. He’s a loud-mouthed fool, every spy’s wet dream, a pompous little autocrat who’s completely useless — except when it comes to hunting down journalists. The only things this bastard’s good at are drinking and groping women. But he’s his master’s faithful lapdog — always eager to serve his every whim, be it criminal, immoral, or just barely skirting the law.